Has anyone ever had a nutsack lift?

[quantumleap]

Everyone here has heard of a facelift, but has anyone had their sack lifted? Most of us have heard about women getting saggy boobs as they get older. I wish someone would have told me about getting saggy balls, especially since I go commando (free balling it).

Here is what can happen when you don't get a lift kit for your boys:

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Here is a guy who has turned his saggy balls into a talent:

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[RobFunk]

Ha, does that really exist?!

I guess this is why I keep the tempature low if I have a chic over.

 

[Dante]

Quantam

..tell her to use a piece of ICE in her mouth while she is giving you a Blowjob that does the trick for me

 

[quantumleap]

Quantam

..tell her to use a piece of ICE in her mouth while she is giving you a Blowjob that does the trick for me

That's called a Chilly Willy.

 

[fucnluc]

Nutsack lift? What the fuck.

I only let a select few near my jewels, sure as hell not letting a doctor with a knife. That's suicide, and a waste of time.

Chicks don't care if your balls droop, in fact they dig it. You pound it in her asshole, and every thrust forward your balls smack the pusssy. Back and forth like a metronome. Double the pleasure, double the fun.

Edit: I answered yes, just to mess up your poll.

 

[Polaris]

I wish someone would have told me about getting saggy balls, especially since I go commando (free balling it).

Say Quantum, I hear that if you don't wear underwear and go commando, eventually your dick grows longer. Any truth to that?

I have gone "commando" on occasion, but my dick does not appear to be any different. It seems you have been commando for a while; has anyone noticed any changes to your dick?

This is a serious question. Thx!

ope:

 

[quantumleap]

Say Quantum, I hear that if you don't wear underwear and go commando, eventually your dick grows longer. Any truth to that?

I have gone "commando" on occasion, but my dick does not appear to be any different. It seems you have been commando for a while; has anyone noticed any changes to your dick?

This is a serious question. Thx!

ope:

No changes on my end. Especially when erect. The erectile tissue in a man's dick doesn't change in size. That's why those penis enlarging machines are bullshit.

When I was banging a couple sisters a couple times a week back in the late 80's I had a rough time getting it up every other day. My friend gave me some viagra. I could pound nails with it when I took a full pill and I got a headache. I never had a problem with getting an erection after that.

I wonder if there was something clogging up the arteries and when the viagra opened things up it got flushed out. Who knows?

 

[quantumleap]

Nutsack lift? What the fuck.

I only let a select few near my jewels, sure as hell not letting a doctor with a knife. That's suicide, and a waste of time.

Chicks don't care if your balls droop, in fact they dig it. You pound it in her asshole, and every thrust forward your balls smack the pusssy. Back and forth like a metronome. Double the pleasure, double the fun.

Edit: I answered yes, just to mess up your poll.

Good point about the knife getting close to your boys.

I also like the part about chicks liking my balls slap against their pu$$y when I'm doin' it doggy style.

But damn, I had some weird pair of pants on today and my nutsack got pinched up in there. I had to pull them out of the seams.

Maybe I'll have to go back to tighty whities. I hate having my jewels all bound up and shit though.